17 BEST Funny Sewing Gifts (Sassy & Hilarious)

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If you are looking for the perfect gift for someone who loves to sew, these hilarious ideas are SURE to out a smile on their face! I have curated an awesome list of gift ideas that include sewing jokes, puns, and all sorts of funnies that any sewer would love.

I’ve got you covered with lots of sewing and quilting themed options from T-shirts, to Mugs, to Stickers.

If you need an awesome Christmas Card to go with these gift ideas, make SURE you check out my free printable sewing themed cards!

Use the table of contents below to quickly jump to each section of items and choose your perfect funny sewing gift.

Warning: Sewing inside jokes ahead!

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T-Shirts For Sewers

Until The Bobbin Runs Out

The “It’s all fun and games until the bobbin runs out shirt by InkAndQuotes” is so true! Having a bobbin run out in the middle of a stitch line is the worst! I’m sure all seamstresses will relate.

Sew What

This funny and sassy “Sew What” T Shirt by Ikerson LTD would definitely become a staple in my closet!

If I’m Not Quilting, Guess What?

This retro style sewing T Shirt is going to resonate with all quilters out there, you just can’t stop thinking about your current quilt! Found at DancingDolphinCrafts

Pedal To The Metal

Here’s an awesome grunge-y shirt for all speedy sewers out there! “Pedal to the Metal” by MelanieMacchioneShop.

Sewer’s Hourly Rate

Once word gets out that you can sew… everyone and anyone will be asking you to do it! I think I’m going to be needing these Hourly Rates hung up on a wall too! By LABagShop

Mugs For Fabric Lovers!

Easily Distracted By Dogs And Fabric

The perfect gift for sewers AND dog lovers! This “Easily Distracted by Dogs and Fabric” mug by DancingDolphinCrafts is both funny and adorable

Remember My Sewing Time

This grumpy cat mug is just too funny! I seriously can’t get enough of it. “Remember my sewing time, for everyone’s safety” by LABagShop

Fabric By the Yard

The quilter’s anthem… on a mug! This poem by Family Fun Gift Ideas won’t only make you laugh, it will get stuck in your head!

In My Office

I love this playful watercolor sewing machine design by Kuyk Gifts, anyone who spends a lot of time sewing knows that the “office” is the place to be!

Alone In A Fabric Store With A Credit Card

This goes for all types of craft stores honestly, this “Caution: do not leave me alone in a fabric store with a credit card” mug is sassy and hilarious! Found at DancingDolphinCrafts

Stickers for Quilters and Seamstresses

My Sewing Room Is My Happy Place

This colorful and floral “My sewing room is my happy place” sticker by LAbagshop has a vintage feel and would look great on a waterbottle!

I Can’t I’m Quilting Today

This funny quilting sticker from DancingDolphinCrafts reminds us that when you gotta quilt, you gotta quilt!!

Sewing Is My Therapy

Another super cute vintage sticker from LAbag shop, “Sewing Is My Therapy” is something ANY seamstress can agree with!

No Touchy! Sewing Shears

Have you ever had someone use your sewing scissors on paper? Ugh! This “No Touchy” sticker by WhipstitchHandmade is the perfect way to ward them off!

My Favorite Hobby Is Collecting Fabric

“I sew, but my favorite hobby is collecting fabric” definitely rings true at my house…This plaid lettered sticker by FabricandYarnGifts would be cute anywhere.

No Regrets (Seam Ripper)

I love the playful style of these vinyl “No Regret” stickers from SparkleShineStudios. Sometimes you take a sewing risk, and sometimes you have to unpick it!

If You See A Seam Ripper…

…Now is not a good time! (Seriously though, do not disturb when seams are being ripped!) By DancingDolphinCrafts

Conclusion

Which funny sewing gift idea was your favorite? I think my top favorite was the “Hourly Rates” T shirt! I relate to that one so much!

I hope this quick curated list of gift ideas gave you enough options to find something for the seamstress in your life (or yourself!). Sometimes it takes too long to go through 1000 options, so I thought I would do it for you!

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